Total Medals Earned: 1,997 (From 380 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,935 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)
Unlock Meat Boy
Beat the game with all 8 coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 8/21 (85/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/375 points)
Survive 5 days
Shoot 100 humans in one game
Collect 25 hearts in one game
Knock out 50 humans (in total) using TNT
Survive 7 days
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Primary Target : Galvumer Grimaman
Primary target : Xenos Artifact
Primary target : Corvitis Draconocus
Primary Target : Velicius Michorya
Secondary target : The leak
Primary target : Sheed Ranko
Alpha Legion Hero
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/400 points)
Last 30 seconds
Last 60 seconds
Last 90 seconds
Last 120 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/15 (40/300 points)
View the credits
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 11/14 (300/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Commit suicide 15 times
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?